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Sarah: Off the Record


Oh, Look. It’s Another Hot Take on Menopause by Some Random Sweaty Lady on the Internet!
But hey, they promised, don’t worry! Menopause is coming! MENOPAUSE! There’s an entire Greek root in there that means END. By 2025, I was about to turn 50, which kind of sucked, but there was a silver lining: all of this (literal) bloody misery would soon be coming to an end. Huzzah, I said to all who would listen (and to all who I forced to listen). Hu-fucking-zzah.
Jun 6


The Five Albums I’d Take to The Desert Island Where I Guess I’ll Die Alone?
I’m not sure why we humans went all in on this “what would you take to a desert island” trope, which seems to assume we’ll both be aware — ahead of time — about this marooning and that we’ll somehow not able to also plan for our rescue.
Jun 1
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