Sarah: Off the Record

But hey, they promised, don’t worry! Menopause is coming! MENOPAUSE! There’s an entire Greek root in there that means END. By 2025, I was about to turn 50, which kind of sucked, but there was a silver lining: all of this (literal) bloody misery would soon be coming to an end. Huzzah, I said to all who would listen (and to all who I forced to listen). Hu-fucking-zzah.